team “i’ve seen ‘into the bunker’ and ‘sock opera’ so many fucking times i could probably write and compose an entire musical about how awesome they are” 2k14

jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

(Source: gavinsnosehair)

dioburandou:

lets bring this back

Kill Bill Vol.I (2003) dir. Quentin Tarantino

shit on spongebob all you want, but my brothers and i have such a strong bond through spongebob like we’re the biggest fucking losers about it i love us

i was on my way home from class just now and i texted my brother, “anything to eat at home?” and after awhile he’s like, “uhhh…i’m wearing sandals” and i understood right away that he meant he wasn’t at home and therefore couldn’t tell me what there was to eat

if a random person were to gloss through our texts or listen to some of our convos they’d be super confused but like my brothers and i understand each other perfectly just through fucking spongebob quotes and have been doing so for years, spongebob is pretty magical